What do you do when your pet dies?

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Question by ? stout bastard zomfg crazies: What do you do when your pet dies?
Burial? – (yard or cemetery?) Cremation & urn?
Give the vet permission to dispose of the body?
(ETC)

I’m not just talking about just cats and dogs – what about your birds, hamsters, guinea pigs, reptiles, amphibians, rabbits, horses, etc?

I know this could be a touchy subject for most people, but I’m just curious.
Twisted Trojan, fail much?

Amilea?, I’d like to throw you in a field.

Lots of like, SRSLY!

And thank you to those that answered me sincerely.
puppy_lover99, it looks like you missed the question, your answer was seriously stupid.

Best answer:

Answer by Amilea?
Call us mean but unless it is our prized dog….we throw it in the field

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Three Tier Plant Stand, Progressively Sized Planters or Flower Pots, Green:

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Three Tier Plant Stand, Progressively Sized Planters or Flower Pots, Green:

  • Three Tier Plant Stand with progressively sized planters or flower pots.
  • An Outdoor towering centerpiece of flowers or a cascading or towering plant stand can be built in minutes.
  • Simple assembly and no tools needed.
  • Three Green color flower pots are progressively sized from 11 ¾ inches, 15 ¾ inches and 19 ¾ inches.
  • Total Height is about 25 ¾ inches and the plant stand is made of polypropylene

Three Tier Plant Stand, Progressively Sized Planters Or Flower Pots, Green:

Build a creative, colorful and towering centerpiece of flowers or a cascading plant stand of greenery on your patio with our European made Three Tier Planter.

The planters or flower pots are joined together with two cylinders that snap together to form a plant stand. Each planter or flower pot is made of polypropylene.

These garden planters are progressively sized bowls.

The total height of this outdoor planter is 25 ¾ inches. The size of the planter pots are 11 ¾ inches, 15 ¾ inches and 19 ¾ inches.

This plant stand is Green in color.

Assembly is simple and no tools are necessary.

Features:

Three Tier Plant Stand with progressively sized planters or flower pots.

An Outdoor towering centerpiece of flowers or a cascading or towering plant stand can be built in minutes.

Simple assembly and no tools needed.

Three Green color flower pots are progressively sized from 11 ¾ inches, 15 ¾ inches and 19 ¾ inches.

Total Height is about 25 ¾ inches and the plant stand is made of polypropylene

Price: $ 39.95

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Ceramic Urn Ashtray Reviews

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Ceramic Urn Ashtray

Apparently smoking is terrible for you, but people still do it, and so people still need somewhere to keep their cigarettes, lighters, papers, and somewhere to (albeit temporarily) keep their ash. What better place than an urn shaped ashtray, serving either as a subtle reminder that you should start quitting, or a defiant stand that it’s your funeral and you’ll smoke if you want to. Ceramic ashtray with plenty of room to store all you need.

Price: $ 29.99

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Cricket Section…Does This Make Sense To You?

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Question by .: Cricket Section…Does This Make Sense To You?
S Watson lbw b Broad 34
Katich c Cook b Swann 50
Ponting b Broad 8
M Hussey lbw b Broad 0
M Clarke c J Trott b Broad 3
North lbw b Swann 8
Haddin b Broad 1
M Johnson c Prior b Swann 11
Siddle not out 26
Clark c Cook b Swann 6
Hilfenhaus b Flintoff 6

Extras 1nb 1b 5lb 7
Total all out 160 (52.5 ovs)

Fall of wicket
73 S Watson
85 Ponting
89 M Hussey
93 M Clarke
108 North
109 Katich
111 Haddin
131 M Johnson
143 Clark
160 Hilfenhaus

LMFAO

Punter, can we have our urn back now????

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42363000/jpg/_42363199_pontingashesap300.jpg

EDIT

@ Tum Tum

Bring back any scorecard you want, the only one that really matters now is Australia’s 2nd Innings from this test match, so Punter scores 200 and you still lose! Boo-hoo right?

Best answer:

Answer by migh
gibberish!

ha ha! yeah i know all that, like me some cricket ;) (although not sure about the ‘extras’… ‘nb’ i assume is ‘no ball’ though i’m not sure about ’1b 5lb 7′… :s

b = bowled
c= caught
lbw= leg before wicket

… so that first bit is how the ‘batting’ team was dismissed and who by…

and the second bit is how many ‘runs’ they had when they were dismissed ;)

ovs= ‘overs’ … how many ‘bowls’ each ‘bowler’ is allocated…

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Donatello Urn Pendant in Ashen Cedar Reviews

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Donatello Urn Pendant in Ashen Cedar

8135-3-97 Features: -Three light urn pendant. -Donatello collection. -Ashen cedar end. -Honey scavo glass. -Transitional style. -UL listed for dry location. Specifications: -Accommodates (3) 60W candelabra base bulb (not included). -Overall dimensions: 24” H x 13.5” W.

Price: $ 266.00

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Any suggestions on this urn model problem?

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Question by ? K-Dub ?: Any suggestions on this urn model problem?
An urn contains p balls labeled +1 and p balls labeled -1. The balls will be drawn out uniformly at random, without replacement, until the urn is empty. Before each ball is drawn, the player decides whether or not to place a bet on the next drawn ball.The payoff is the value of the ball drawn if the player bets. Otherwise, the ball is drawn, but nothing else happens. An optimal strategy is to place a bet if there are more +1 balls in the urn than -1 balls left in the urn. If there are an equal number of +1 and -1 balls, either option (pass/bet) is optimal, and if there are more -1 balls than +1 balls, the player will not bet. Here, assume the player will opt to pass on any “neutral” urn, e.g. the player won’t bet on the first ball.
The player has a “bank” B to work with. If at any time during the game the player’s bank is emptied, the player is ruined. It is my suspicion that if B is a fixed quantity, the probablility of ruin goes to 1 as p goes to infinity. How can I prove this? TIA
Ran out of room….

I’m looking at the probability of ruin under the stategy given.

I’m holding back some information, as I don’t want to lock anyone into a particular way of thinking.

Thanks in advance.
Yes, for this question I am forcing the player to use the outlined strategy (that is optimal if a player can go in and out of debt). B is a fixed number, say 100 – though I also believe that more generally, if B is a function of p, that if B = o(?p) then the ruin probability goes to one as p goes to infinity.
I want to show that a “poorer” player will be forced to alter his strategy from the optimal strategy, lessening his expected gain. The next question would be what kind of strategy should be used to maximize expected gain with the prospect of ruin (the original problem did not deal with ruin at all), and that is an even more complex problem that I want to tackle….. but first things first.
Thanks for the input. I really appreciate it.

A necessary, but not sufficient, condition for ruin is that at some stage, there are B+1 more +1 balls than -1 balls. If X(n) denotes the sum of the values of the balls left in the urn after n balls have been drawn, then X(0) = X(2p) = 0 and

X(n+1) = X(n) + 1 if a -1 ball is drawn; X(n) – 1 if a +1 ball is drawn.

So the necessary condition for ruin is that X(n) = B+1 for some n. But, for each time the urn value goes from value 1 to value 0, the player’s bank increases “permanently” by 1. (This is where gains are made in the original problem – without the bank.) So if a player starts with 2 dollars, if the urn passes from 1 to 0 in value 5 times, the urn will have to attain a value at least 8 (instead of 3) in order for the player to be ruined. So that cliff is not static, it can go.
I reckon I need to find a sufficient condition that is much simpler to work with. Any thoughts here?
John D, thanks for the info, it is appreciated. It gives me another place to look – I had not considered replacement. Ruin has to occur within 2p steps, though, and the gambler’s problem does not appear to deal with the time aspect. Even though p goes to infinity, it is still “finite.” I am still processing everything, though……

Best answer:

Answer by Phineas Bogg
I reckon we need more information about the player’s strategy, what he is trying to optimize, or whether he is ever forced to bet.

If the player is never forced to bet, then he will end up with B and a 0 probability of ruin. Even if he must bet once, he will end up with 2B is he bets on the last ball (which he will know the mark of), and have 0 probability of ruin. So if the player is trying to minimize his probability of ruin, he can certainly do it and end up with at least 2B, no matter how large p is.

I reckon an fascinating question is: what is the optimal expected result that a player can end up with, assuming that he can bet whenever he wants to and any amount that he want to? This amount grows slowly with p, but I am not sure what function of p it looks like as p goes to infinity.

Edit: do you mean that B is some fixed integer, which does not grow with p, and a bet must be 1 each time and the player is required to bet whenever the number of +1 and -1 balls is different? If so then I would agree with you that this does seem to have a probability of ruin which approaches 1 as p goes to infinity…

Edit2: Since we seem to be in agreement that the probability of ruin goes to infinity if you use the rule that you have to bet 1 every time your probability of winning is anything larger than 50%, I do not reckon that is optimal. We can certain analyze that strategy, but I do not believe it is right to assume that it is optimal and then say that deviating from it is suboptimal.

There is a straight forward, though not so pretty, way to get the strategy that maximizes the expected value. To get it, you have to fill in a p+1 by p+1 table with all of the possible numbers of +1 and -1 and then you can, starting from 0,0 and working up to p,p get the optimal expected values and bets. When p=1 then the table is rather simple, you bet 0 at 1,1 and all your money at 0,1 or 1,0.

EDIT3: I believe that if you start with (2p choose p) dollars you can guarentee that you will end up with exactly 4^p dollars, and bet an integral number of dollars (0 iff the number of +1 and -1 balls are equal) each turn. Note that 4^p divided by (2p choose p) is O(1/sqrt(n)). I will post more specifics when I have time.

What do you reckon? Answer below!

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Stack and Grow Terracotta Planter with 20 Planting Pockets

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Stack and Grow Terracotta Planter with 20 Planting Pockets

  • Indoor/outdoor multi-tiered stacking planter with 20 planting pockets
  • Holds up to 20 plants in 16 separate planting trays and an adjustable center compartment
  • Smooth rolling wheeled base for simple transport from window to window to deck
  • Collapses for simple storage; drain holes prevent over-watering
  • Fantastic for herbs, strawberry starts, floral arrangements; measures 24 by 15 inches (w x h)

The Stack & Grow planter is a unique and versatile vertically stacking planter that is fantastic for the creative gardener! The Stack and Grow planter brings your vegetable, fruit, herb or flower garden to the space of your choice. On the balcony, deck, porch, or inside your home, the Stack and Grow holds up to 20 plants, with virtually no assembly and simple moving and storage capabilities. The Stack & Grow planter comes on simple glide wheels, making it a breeze to go around your home, deck, or patio. With 16 planting pockets and a deep, full center planting area, the possibilities for your Stack and Grow planter are truly endless. Housed in gorgeous, terra-cotta-colored trays measuring 24 inches wide and 15 inches tall when assembled, herb gardens, strawberry patches, floral arrangements and assorted veggies make a perfect addition to any home.

List Price: $ 60.00

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Egyptian Bastet statue Cat Goddess sculpture candle new

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Egyptian Bastet statue Cat Goddess sculpture candle new

  • colors from an Egyptian palette
  • Ancient egyptian style art
  • accurate details
  • quality designer resin
  • approx. 4½”Wx2½”Dx5″H. 1 lb.

Let Bastet, the goddess of fire and felines, add mystic illumination to any evening with this altar image flanked by a pair of ebony and gold hieroglyphic-laden candles. Cast in quality designer resin as a unique gift to yourself or a favorite Egyptophile!

Bring inside during freezing temperatures

Price: $ 15.00

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simplehuman Step Trash Can, Rectangular, Plastic, 10-1/2 Gallons, Black

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simplehuman Step Trash Can, Rectangular, Plastic, 10-1/2 Gallons, Black

  • 10-1/2-gallon waste can made of fingerprint-resistant plastic
  • Opens by stepping on the steel-accented pedal; slide lock keeps lid shut for safety
  • Lid shox technology uses air-suspension shocks to close the lid slowly and quietly
  • Keep-open option; rectangular shape fits flush against a wall; integrated handle
  • Measures 13-3/5 by 15-2/7 by 23-2/7 inches; 5-year limited warranty

A fantastic value for any kitchen, the rectangular plastic step can has features unprecedented for a plastic can: simplehuman’s proprietary lid shox™ for a smooth, silent close and a slide lock that keeps the lid shut from curious pets and kids. A steel-accented pedal adds durability, and an integrated handle makes the can simple to go. Available in black and white. Use custom-fit can Liner K.

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Price: $ 39.00

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It’s Time For BUY or SELL…?

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Question by Tony Reali: It’s Time For BUY or SELL…?
Recently in the rumor mill there is chatter that they recently unemployed John Gruden, may very well land in South Bend…

As the Head Coach of the Notre Dame Irish…

Are you BUYING a BUYOUT for Charlie Weis…?

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/rumors/post/Will-Notre-Dame-fire-Weis-to-hired-Gruden-?urn=nfl,135542

Max Kellerman?!?!

Are you joking…?

Extra consideration of the 10 points if you RIP on “5 kids down” at the end of your answer…
Five Kids Down… what is that some kind of Pedophiliac countdown…?

Best answer:

Answer by theeeeeeeee yankees win!
no i reckon gruden will sit out this year

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